“On the Tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten Lords a-Leaping.” Only a man would think ten lords would be a great present, but not to a woman would have to wait on the lords serving them food and drinks. I don’t know what good ten lords would be other than blowing a lot of hot air around which might help warm up this very, very cold day. I figured lords fell in the category of slimy critters but that would insult frogs which are a better class than lords.
Ten Frogs a-Leaping
